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    4/12/2009

    抽籤不要"喇"

    又到了一年一度的抽車位緊張時刻了...
    話說我跟我阿爸住的大樓,每年都要抽一次車位,因為地下室的車位有限,每年都是僧多粥少的局面..大家搶著要~~
    我阿爸住在這大樓也住了五年了..很幸運的每一年都有抽到車位...
     
    每次抽籤都約有將近八九十人去登記,但是實際的車位只有三十個左右..
    但是依照機率來講,也應該快輪到他沒抽到了吧??
     
    其實,我阿爸每次抽車位都很挫!!因為很怕抽不到...
    原因都是因為我這個拖油瓶啦><
    因為阿,我阿爸每次回去宜蘭都會帶我一起回去,天氣好就沒事,萬一下著雨,我勢必會把四隻腳踩得髒兮兮,然後坐上小白,把椅子踩的黑黑的,然後就被揍一頓~
    我承認我有點肥,我阿爸肯定不願意一手撐著雨傘,一手抱著我去開車...(因為車子可能要在離我家很遠的地方)
    所以囉,有一個在大樓地下室的車位是很方便的~
     
    我問阿爸,抽籤有什麼訣竅?
    他回答..."麥喇"(台語發音,意思就是手放在籤桶裡不要攪拌...摸到哪一張簽就是拿哪一張)
     
    why??
     
    這說來很好笑的...
    因為阿~我阿爸在幾年前,大學快畢業的時候...
    那時他還沒服兵役,所以要抽籤分配兵種...
    我阿爸當時就請了個假,跑回宜蘭抽籤..
    當時輪到他上台抽籤,他就將籤桶很用力的"喇"了一番..想說這樣應該可以抽到個爽籤~
     
    結果.............
     
    "海軍陸戰隊第八號!!"...主持人很大聲的宣讀阿爸籤上的字!!
    這時,台底下想起了一陣熱烈的掌聲!!
     
    我阿爸像是當庭被宣判死刑的犯人...瞬間傻在台上...
    機車勒!!主持人還拍拍我阿爸的肩..向他說恭喜!!
    全部有五百多支籤,其中只有二十幾支是傳言中"一日陸戰隊,不死也殘廢"的海陸仔!!
    我阿爸還真的很厲害@@
     
    所以...從此之後,我阿爸抽籤絕不敢再"喇"了!!
     
    還好我阿爸之後跑去念碩士班,之後改服國防役...就跟"海陸仔"說掰掰囉~~
    他有強調,絕對不是因為怕去當海軍陸戰隊而服國防役的唷!(但是我不相信~呼)
     

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    TO帥氣型男大砲上尉軍官
    現在"買官"很流行的!!你趕快存錢去買個"少校"來當啊~~
    Apr. 17
    文欽 林wrote:
    哇哈哈~甘安捏~~
    Apr. 17

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